Hi, I'm going to play your mentally traumatised Arthur. I'm Lauren, though I'll answer to Iggy or Artie or whatever too.
I'm British, which means that at one time or another, my country owned/fought a war with/both you country, so I trump you all! *runs away cackling* I'm sorry if I slip in to Britishisms, sometimes I don't realise that people over the pond don't get them.
And seriosly, don't touch Arthur's stuff =_=